ZeroSoda Cloop

Item: ZeroSoda Cloop
Rating: 6
Author: Min & Seo

클룹 제로소다

“Brilliant engineering. Someone forgot plastic bottles already exist.”

6.0/10

👨 Min's Score

6.0/10

👩 Seo's Score

6.5/10

₩1,800$1.33

🕐 First tried: Min: recent (2025), Seo: recent (2025)

🇰🇷 The Korean Memory

Korea has one specific consumer anxiety: the half-finished can. A bottle has a cap. A can has regret. Someone at Egnis apparently took this personally and spent years engineering a solution.

What it actually is

ZeroSoda Cloop is a zero-calorie sparkling drink with a resealable can top — press the tab back down and the carbonation stays locked in. It actually works. Available in multiple flavors at most Korean convenience stores.

Min's Take

Min: The mechanism is clever — for about 30 seconds, until you remember that plastic bottles solved this in 1973. Also: 'ZeroSoda' is a category description, not a brand name. 'Cloop' sounds like a drain. 6.0.

Seo's Take

Seo: Yes, bottles exist. But sealing a can back up is genuinely satisfying and the carbonation really holds. The taste is clean and light. Min is just attacking the name because he can't criticize the technology. 6.5.

Should you try it?

Try it at least once — you'll want to press the lid back down and show someone. For slow drinkers and anyone who hates flat soda: legitimately useful. For everyone else: interesting once.

Score Reasoning

Composite 6.0. The tech is real; the necessity is debatable. Jeong Score of 1: Cloop has existed for two years. Jeong takes decades. Check back in 2040.